L-- (who I have a friend-crush on) laughed when I told her about the shoot and said, "Oh, did you hate the ones where you tried to stand like this?" Behind the bar, she semi-crouched and jutted her butt out. We giggle.d Yep. Who stands like that anyway?
I mean, I understand that amateur shots with a drab wall or some electrical outlets behind you don't look so great, but the beauty of selfies is that they are you at your most comfortable, inspired, natural, silly, realness level when you snap a pic of yourself.
Here's one from the ladies room in L--'s bar.
Pink caps, yes. Perhaps this babooshka is a bit much?
Bath-time reading with my favorite sex genius.
Deco tape for Buttons Berry biz cards.
And, in answer to the question, Who stands like that anyway?...well, I try to stay off my feet, personally.