TLDR's episode, Ask Leah. If you don't know TLDR, it is an NPR podcast series that stands for Too Long Didn't Read. TLDR being old chat roo m slang froma time when the internet was just one big community of nerds-in-the know. If I have a side job, it would be to do what Leah did--give love and intimacy advice to techie geek teen boys (before it was cool to be them). I suppose I would have to travel back in time for that, though.
And this: Sex Workers International Arts Festival in San Francisco, late May 2015. Who wants to hire me as their tour guide/erotic art companion for this event? I have a ton of exciting friends i can introduce you to there! And if I can get a grant to go (from you!), I will definitely working on performing at the festival.